i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.
How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear
Gomez and Morticia, Eternal Love.
Envious. ƈ ͡ (ुŏ̥̥̥̥ ‸ ŏ̥̥̥̥) ु
did you know that in 2009 the Court of Appeal (UK) had to make a serious judgement as to whether pringles are crisps or not
Well what the fuck was their conclusion??
the appeal was dismissed, finding that pringles are ‘made of the potato’ therefore they are crisps
We know our priorities here in the UK
As many frustrated fans have pointed out online, much of the official Guardians of the Galaxy merchandise leaves out Gamora, one of the movie’s five titular Guardians, played by Zoe Saldana. Though Gamora has an equal amount of screen time as her male colleagues, and Saldana is second-billed after Chris Pratt, Gamora is mysteriously absent in some egregious ways.
This pisses me the fuck off
I have gone into countless loud, angry, passionate rants about this.
Like, why the fuck Black Widow isn’t featured on a ton of Avengers merch?
See also: Why is Wonder Woman not featured on a disturbing amount of Justice League stuff?
Cause it’s a great idea to teach young boys to not look up to women…because they’re women. A+ message.
I also can’t even count all the grown ass men I know who consider Gamora, Wonder Woman, and Black Widow to be less interesting/important/identifiable than male heroes because that shit sticks.
When you’re told your whole life that you are not supposed to look up to and admire female characters, it’s really hard to shake. My own father does it. Let’s learn from that and stop that shit immediately.
Don’t even get me started on the lack of merch of this kind that’s offered for girls and women. I buy 90% of my stuff from the little boy’s section and cut/alter it to fit me.
On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)
Or even a lamp:
oh yes, especially a lamp.
WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM
WHAT IS GOING ON
It would have been nice if you told me before you started living on my bookshelf.
have you been here the whole time
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind