From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code
You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.
This man was beyond real
I got the feels while reading this. Bindi Irwin just isn’t the same
- i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
- next day:
- *everything fucks up*
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
Thought I’d share some pure gold I found in my advertising campaign strategy textbook:
"When Vicks first introduced its cough drops on the German market, they were chagrined to learn that the German pronunciation of ‘v’ is ‘f,’ which in German is the guttural equivalent of ‘sexual penetration.’
GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
this is my most reblogged text post
hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that